The Differences between Taekwondo and Sex

• Even ugly Taekwondo-in score regularly.
• In Taekwondo you have a instructor to tell you what you're doing wrong, and you get to practice first before trying it out for real.
• You can practice Taekwondo with strangers without getting a bad reputation and you don't have to spend $30 in the bar getting to know them first.
• You are not being insulting if you insist that your Taekwondo partner wear protective gear.
• No one expects a Taekwondo bout to last much longer than two minutes and you don't have to worry afterwards if the other Taekwondo-in enjoyed it or not.
• In Taekwondo you don't have to get your own equipment until you decide whether or not you like it.You usually practice Taekwondo in a big, brightly lit room with lots of people in it.
• The person you're practicing Taekwondo with won't mind if your buddies stand around and cheer for you.
• It doesn't hurt if someone steps on your bo. It is almost impossible to catch a disease from a bo. You can play with your bo in public and no one will laugh.
• No one cares how long your weapon is, and if it breaks you just go get a new one.
• It is easy to get pretty girls to hold on to your weapon.
• Finally, and perhaps most significantly, in Taekwondo if your opponent doesn't come, you win.